Anyone who has ever played a sport or holds junior high football records (like I do) knows this look from a coach. It’s the “if that didn’t work out, I would’ve chewed your ass” look. Thankfully for Sonny, everything worked out, otherwise he might not have seen the ice again until February.
While we’re here, I might as well post a Sonny Milano stick tricks video. The guy has sick mitts (eh?). I have a feeling we have a lot more of these crazy goals coming our way.
With an 0-5 start the Bengals appear to be in full tank-mode, which leaves us pondering what the future holds for some of the veteran players on both sides of the ball. We’re already looking forward to how the team will manage to ruin their high draft picks in the coming years, and while he hasn’t had much to work with, nobody has been overly impressed with the start of Zac Taylor’s tenure. It’s not all doom and gloom on the gridiron though, as UC and Ohio State both had big wins this past weekend, and each team appears to be the favorite to finish on top of their respective divisions.
If this doesn’t get you going on a Monday morning, then I don’t know what to tell you. I tried to get you pumped up for another work week but there’s no helping your sorry ass. If this got you pumped, then welcome to the Thunder Dome. We’re about to kick this week’s ass thanks to Dale Doback shredding the drums at the Catalina Fucking Wine Mixer.
“I was having a dream that we were on a cargo train and it was a dangerous situation and Bobby told me you have to swallow your ring,” said Evans.
“When I woke up and it was not on my hand, I knew exactly where it was,” said Evans. “Where was it? It was in my stomach.”
At 8:00 a.m., they rushed to the emergency room and explained the situation to doctors.
The X-Ray confirmed their suspicions.
Evan’s gastroenterologist suggested an emergency endoscopy.
Why wouldn’t I be impressed with something bizarre like swallowing an engagement ring and having an x-ray showing the ring perfectly placed in your stomach? Maybe because I’ve lived that fucking story before, but mine was a Miller Lite bottle cap. Continue reading →
This may come as a surprise to you, but I’m not really the biggest Odell Beckham Jr. fan. Is it because he is a diva that has drama anywhere he goes? Is it because he wore a watch on the field just so people would talk about him and not the failure to meet Super Bowl expectations in Week 1? Is it because the media and everyone gushes over him anytime he catches a ball that wasn’t put right between the numbers?
After starting the season with a close loss in Seattle in Week 1, the Bengals absolutely had the doors blown off by the 49ers in Week 2. They looked terrible on both sides of the ball and any confidence we had in the team is now completely gone. With the Reds approaching the end of an equally disappointing season, there aren’t many bright spots in Cincinnati sports these days, although Eugenio Suarez being tied for lead in the MLB home run race at least gives us something to hang our hats on.