Super Easy Super Bowl Recipes

Sup fam? If you’re anything like me, when the Super Bowl rolls around and you’re invited to someone’s house to watch the game, you’re looking for the easiest thing to bring that doesn’t make you look lazy. If you just bring a bag of chips, someone may call you out for being a cheapskate and putting no time/effort into what you brought.

I’ve got a solution for you. The following recipes are super-fucking easy, and reasonably priced so you won’t disappoint your mother once again. Also, they happen to be delicious. Tell me what you think when you’ve tried them.

Bagels & Cheese Dip


  • 2 bricks of cream cheese
  • 2 jars of Old English spread
  • Garlic powder
  • Bagels, cut up for dipping


  1. Mash the cream cheese and Old English spread together. Really whip it up, whip it real good.
  2. Sprinkle in the garlic powder as you mix until it tastes good.
  3. Dip your bagel in it, and enjoy. You get to decide whether you share it with others or keep it all to yourself.

Buffalo Cheese Dip


  • 2 bricks of cream cheese
  • 1 large can of cooked chicken
  • 1/4 cup of ranch dressing
  • 1/2 cup of hot sauce
  • 1 cup of shredded cheddar cheese
  • Tortilla chips for dipping


  1. Mix the cream cheese, chicken, hot sauce and ranch up well.
  2. Put mix in oven safe dish and sprinkle your shredded cheese on top.
  3. Bake at 350 for 15 minutes.
  4. Rip open the bag of tortilla chips, and get to dipping.



  • Beer
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  1. Do not shake
  2. Crack open
  3. Pour into glass, or drink directly from can/bottle. Dealers choice.


You’ll find these recipes to be extremely delicious, and very easy to prepare. Some of you may be asking “Hey DB, did you use Philadelphia Cream Cheese in your recipes as a subtle hint as to who you’re rooting for?” No, that wasn’t subtle. I’m rooting for the Eagles like it’s going out of style. Enjoy the snacks, enjoy the game, and hope that there are some better commercials this year than last.

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