That’s it. Cancel the world. There’s no hope for mankind. It was bad enough when idiots were eating Tide Pods and getting sick. Not to mention all of the after school special style ads we had to sit though and hear the cautionary tales of idiots getting sick from ingesting fucking laundry detergent.
I was just minding my own business today, refreshing Twitter for the 753rd time and I came across a sponsored Tweet. It was for a company in the Netherlands that is trying to fund a business venture to create Vitapods, which are essentially multivitamins in the form of Tide Pods. BlinkingGuy.Gif
Is this really what it is gonna take to get kids to form healthy habits and supplement their shitty diets with vitamins? I guess if it works, why the hell not. It appears that the KickStarter campaign has since been cancelled, so maybe we’ll have to wait a little longer until we’re all taking our vitamins like a douchey 19 year old alternating between his vape pen and handful of delicious laundry detergent.