If You Can’t Take Turns Shooting Your Buddy in the Chest, Why Even Live in America?

I don’t see what all the hubbub is about. When you buy a gun, go to a shooting range or take any sort of firearm class, all they preach is gun safety. What is safer than a bulletproof vest? Exactly.. nothing.

All we ever hear about in the news these days is people being irresponsible with guns and accidentally shooting someone. For example:

You know what the guy taking the video probably wishes he had? (Other than a clean pair of underwear). A bulletproof vest. This whole video would’ve been different if he was wearing a vest. He could’ve just stood there, let the world see his big honking nuts and took some lead straight to the chest.

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Instead we just have video of him crying for mercy as she waves a gun around like someone robbing a train in the 1800s. What a tragedy.

I just wish these two fine Americans in Arkansas had smartphones. If you wanna talk about something doing numbers… This might’ve broken Instagram.

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