Inspired by Tiger Woods Winning The Masters, the Pittsburgh Penguins Have Decided They’d Rather Golf Than Play Hockey

Oh no! Why do bad things happen to good people? Man, imagine the year Pittsburgh fans have had. Their franchise wide receiver forced himself out of the city via trade, their star running back would rather sit out the season and take a pay cut to play for the New York Jets than put on the black and yellow, Big Ben may or may not be a racist and now this.

Sidney was non-existent, being held scoreless until tallying an assist in the 4th and final game of the series. Too much golf on the mind.

From the sounds of it, from behind the bench the series looked a lot closer than the 4-0 Islanders’ throttling of the Penguins.

I get what Mike Sullivan is doing here. If it didn’t look like a sweep, can anyone really say you were swept? Schrödinger’s Sweep, or something.

Best. Night. Ever.

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