Some Guys Pay for Vasectomies, Some Guys Shoot Themselves in the Nuts While Smuggling Drugs… To Each Their Own

nypost.com – A bungling felon from Washington state made a series of blunders when he shot himself in the testicles and tried to hide the weapon — all while storing drugs in his anus, a report said Wednesday.

Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, was carrying a pistol in his front pocket while in his Cashmere, Wash., apartment on April 5 when the firearm accidentally discharged and pierced his groin and thigh, according to the Wenatchee World News.

Man, talk about having yourself a hell of a day. One second you’re stuffing a bag of meth up your ass instead of, you know, just not doing meth and the next thing you know you’re executing your junk while fumbling the gun around like Jeremy Hill in the playoffs.

The part of this story that doesn’t make any sense is he was smuggling pot too.

When the ex-con finally went to the hospital, a balloon of marijuana slipped out of his anus while a doctor was operating on the gunshot wound, court records show.

Last time I checked, weed was legal in Washington state so I have no idea what could have been gained from stuffing a balloon full of weed up your ass. Who knows, maybe you can’t possess weed if you’re a (13-time) convicted felon.

Most guys just get a vasectomy during the first round of the NCAA Tournament, but apparently Plaxico Burress  Mr. Wilson couldn’t wait until next March to assure he didn’t have any more kids. Now that I think about it.. the bullet is probably a hell of a lot cheaper than the co-pay and the state will pay to stitch him back up in jail….

I take back everything I said earlier about this guy being an idiot. He might be be the smartest 13-time felon alive.

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