Look at how fucking polite that is. How many times do you hear roommates or significant others complaining about the man in their life being slobs and not picking up after themselves? You’ll never hear anyone say that about Cam Atkinson.
Did Cam need to fix the net after clumsy ol’ Frederik Andersen conveniently knocked it off it’s moorings while he was facing CBJ fire? No, but that’s just the class act Cam is. What he lacks in height, he makes up for in gentlemanliness, if that’s even a word.
We need more guys like Cam in the league to help pick up after each other. You’d never see Sidney Crosby do this. He’d probably be too busy cheap shotting someone in the corner.
Little known fact, but Derek Mason was the wide receivers coach at Ohio, so I’m already gonna credit about 95% of his swag to his time in Athens. Who cares about his time as an assistant coach in the NFL or 4 years on the Stanford sideline? This type of energy and passion is fueled by one thing, and that’s Black Widows at the Pigskin.
You can take the man out of Ohio, but you can’t take the Ohio out of the man.
Seriously though, I love when players get amped up in post game interviews after a big upset. So to see a head coach in the SEC cut a promo better than anything the WWE has written in 5 years after Vandy upset Missouri is welcomed by me.
Here’s to hoping Vanderbilt keeps pulling off upsets throughout the season so we can get more Derek Mason on our TVs.
Sweet mother of mercy. That was something. What is even better was seeing Tortorella’s reaction on the bench.
Anyone who has ever played a sport or holds junior high football records (like I do) knows this look from a coach. It’s the “if that didn’t work out, I would’ve chewed your ass” look. Thankfully for Sonny, everything worked out, otherwise he might not have seen the ice again until February.
While we’re here, I might as well post a Sonny Milano stick tricks video. The guy has sick mitts (eh?). I have a feeling we have a lot more of these crazy goals coming our way.
Has there ever been a more perfect example of how terrible things are for the Bengals right now than this? I mean, I’m not saying every NFL fan should know what every NFL owner looks like, but I’m willing to bet I could go 90% in the NFL Owner Match Game for teams with a single, forward facing owner.
This just lets me know that nobody in that production truck was from Cincinnati, because well all know what that mother fucker looks like around here. He haunts our dreams and has crushed our souls since childhood.
The side by side comparison makes it even better. Continue reading
If this doesn’t get you going on a Monday morning, then I don’t know what to tell you. I tried to get you pumped up for another work week but there’s no helping your sorry ass. If this got you pumped, then welcome to the Thunder Dome. We’re about to kick this week’s ass thanks to Dale Doback shredding the drums at the Catalina Fucking Wine Mixer.
Jackets 3-2 over the Sabres tonight. Book it.
I’ve seen this story being passed around the internet today, but I’m not impressed one bit.
SAN DIEGO, Cali. (WSET) – A San Diego woman swallowed her wedding ring after falling asleep.
“I was having a dream that we were on a cargo train and it was a dangerous situation and Bobby told me you have to swallow your ring,” said Evans.
“When I woke up and it was not on my hand, I knew exactly where it was,” said Evans. “Where was it? It was in my stomach.”
At 8:00 a.m., they rushed to the emergency room and explained the situation to doctors.
The X-Ray confirmed their suspicions.
Evan’s gastroenterologist suggested an emergency endoscopy.
Why wouldn’t I be impressed with something bizarre like swallowing an engagement ring and having an x-ray showing the ring perfectly placed in your stomach? Maybe because I’ve lived that fucking story before, but mine was a Miller Lite bottle cap. Continue reading
This may come as a surprise to you, but I’m not really the biggest Odell Beckham Jr. fan. Is it because he is a diva that has drama anywhere he goes? Is it because he wore a watch on the field just so people would talk about him and not the failure to meet Super Bowl expectations in Week 1? Is it because the media and everyone gushes over him anytime he catches a ball that wasn’t put right between the numbers?
If you answered ‘yes’ to any of these, you were correct. Continue reading