BREAKING: Tom Izzo Has Resigned

…from the National Association of Basketball Coaches Board. Sorry, I don’t know why that part of the title got cut off. But while you’re here, why don’t you listen to read my bitching about the NCAA.

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Recover From Your Morning Commute With Dennis Reynolds’ Road Rage From It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

 

There aren’t too many better television characters from our generation than Dennis Reynolds on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I feel like just about anyone who watches the show can see a little bit of themselves in Dennis no matter how dark his sociopathic behavior is. I’m not saying we’re all sociopaths (we are), but Dennis is the perfect blend of common man and too-crazy-to-be-real that we all love to watch.

His commute back and forth to work after moving to the suburbs for an episode proved that no matter how bitchin’ your 1993 Range Rover is, you’re just as susceptible of crossing paths with fat cows and stupid bitches like the rest of us.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go explain to my co-workers why I’m covered in blood. (It’s because I had to slit the guy’s throat who causes all the traffic. Dennis’ words, not mine).  

Here’s some soothing Brian Adams to help bring your blood pressure down. It didn’t seem to help Dennis but maybe it’ll work for you.

 

The NCAA Can Fine Student-Athletes?

I haven’t really followed the whole James Wiseman Saga at Memphis for the past few weeks. I remember hearing word that the top NBA Draft prospect from Memphis was getting suspended and thought “huh, that sucks. At least Cincinnati can continue to be Penny Hardaway’s daddy now that he won’t be a factor.” Well… not so fast my friend. It turns out both match-ups with the Bearcats fall after the NCAA’s date of January 12th to clear Wiseman. Under one condition. Continue reading

Suck it Vegas. 12-point underdog Ohio Bobcats Win Outright 65-52 in Season Opener vs. A10 Powerhouse St. Bonaventure

What a way to open the Jeff Boals Era for the Ohio Bobcats. And who knew he had these dance moves? Not this guy. This is a welcomed surprise. Continue reading

Andy Dalton Benched. Ryan Finley Era in Cincinnati Begins

I say the “Ryan Finley Era” hoping its just the remainder of the 2019 season, meaning Joe Burrow is under center for the Bengals in 2020. Sure, if the offensive line is still a train wreck and we don’t want Burrow to end up with a van he has to drive with his teeth, let the Ryan Finley Era carry into 2020 as well. Continue reading

MLB Insider Provides Insight to David Ross Hire and How His Playing Career Will Impact Managerial Career With Cubs

Wow, so you heard it here first. There’s no way to know.

Go Reds.

Is Cam Atkinson the Nicest Player in the NHL?

Look at how fucking polite that is. How many times do you hear roommates or significant others complaining about the man in their life being slobs and not picking up after themselves? You’ll never hear anyone say that about Cam Atkinson.

Did Cam need to fix the net after clumsy ol’ Frederik Andersen conveniently knocked it off it’s moorings while he was facing CBJ fire? No, but that’s just the class act Cam is. What he lacks in height, he makes up for in gentlemanliness, if that’s even a word.

We need more guys like Cam in the league to help pick up after each other. You’d never see Sidney Crosby do this. He’d probably be too busy cheap shotting someone in the corner.

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Disgusting.