Today I Learned: Drake’s Real Name is Aubrey [BONUS: Unofficial Famous Aubrey Power Rankings]

I know it’s always a little jarring when you learn an actor or rapper’s real name, but I can’t remember the last time one hit me as hard as this. How is Drake’s real name Aubrey? I know you can’t blame people for what their parents named them, but goddamn. Aubrey? That’s the furthest thing from a Canadian TV actor turned rapper’s name I’ve ever heard. Aubrey as a guy is hard to picture because all I can see is Aubrey Plaza.

Sure, Aubrey Huff had a decent career for the Giants, but I’ve never seen Drake hit a fastball. I’m guessing he can’t. Aubrey Huff could. Point Mr. Huff. Continue reading

Mac’s Cincinnati Reds Throwback Uniform Series: 1919 Edition

Throughout the 2019 season, the Cincinnati Reds will be wearing a series of throwback uniforms to commemorate their 150th Anniversary and being the birthplace of professional baseball. Each weekend during a home series, the Reds will wear the uniforms from a different era to put their rich baseball history on display. Along with the Reds’ celebration, I will be reviewing and providing thoughts on each uniform throughout the season.

Now we’re talkin’. We’re getting closer and closer to the promise land of Reds jerseys. Continue reading

Drake Leads Toronto Raptors to Game 1 Victory in NBA Finals

What an incredible game by Drake. You can say all you want about Pascal Siakam’s 32 points in his NBA Final debut (14 of them in the third quarter) or how the Warriors still don’t have Kevin Durant back from injury. None of that matters because we all know the truth. This Raptors team doesn’t win tonight, or even get to the finals for that matter, without Drake leading the way. Continue reading

A Quirky Rule Will Cost Reds’ Cody Reed Thousands of Dollars For Getting Hurt on the Wrong Day

For those of you who are still trying to filter through all of your notifications from pissed off Pirates fans over last night’s back-to-back dong shots from Derek Dietrich and Yasiel Puig, you may have missed a tidbit of roster news in regards to Cody Reed.

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Does Rich Hill Like Infield Shifts? You Be The Judge

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say no, Rich Hill is not a fan of infield shifts. And it’s hard to blame him after the #TampaBayScrewjob Thursday night. I’m right there with ya, Rich. There’s two things I hate about the shift. Continue reading

Some Guys Pay for Vasectomies, Some Guys Shoot Themselves in the Nuts While Smuggling Drugs… To Each Their Own – A bungling felon from Washington state made a series of blunders when he shot himself in the testicles and tried to hide the weapon — all while storing drugs in his anus, a report said Wednesday.

Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, was carrying a pistol in his front pocket while in his Cashmere, Wash., apartment on April 5 when the firearm accidentally discharged and pierced his groin and thigh, according to the Wenatchee World News.

Man, talk about having yourself a hell of a day. One second you’re stuffing a bag of meth up your ass instead of, you know, just not doing meth and the next thing you know you’re executing your junk while fumbling the gun around like Jeremy Hill in the playoffs. Continue reading