Suck it Vegas. 12-point underdog Ohio Bobcats Win Outright 65-52 in Season Opener vs. A10 Powerhouse St. Bonaventure

What a way to open the Jeff Boals Era for the Ohio Bobcats. And who knew he had these dance moves? Not this guy. This is a welcomed surprise. Continue reading

Andy Dalton Benched. Ryan Finley Era in Cincinnati Begins

I say the “Ryan Finley Era” hoping its just the remainder of the 2019 season, meaning Joe Burrow is under center for the Bengals in 2020. Sure, if the offensive line is still a train wreck and we don’t want Burrow to end up with a van he has to drive with his teeth, let the Ryan Finley Era carry into 2020 as well. Continue reading

MLB Insider Provides Insight to David Ross Hire and How His Playing Career Will Impact Managerial Career With Cubs

Wow, so you heard it here first. There’s no way to know.

Go Reds.

Is Cam Atkinson the Nicest Player in the NHL?

Look at how fucking polite that is. How many times do you hear roommates or significant others complaining about the man in their life being slobs and not picking up after themselves? You’ll never hear anyone say that about Cam Atkinson.

Did Cam need to fix the net after clumsy ol’ Frederik Andersen conveniently knocked it off it’s moorings while he was facing CBJ fire? No, but that’s just the class act Cam is. What he lacks in height, he makes up for in gentlemanliness, if that’s even a word.

We need more guys like Cam in the league to help pick up after each other. You’d never see Sidney Crosby do this. He’d probably be too busy cheap shotting someone in the corner.

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Disgusting.

Vanderbilt’s Head Coach Derek Mason Just Cut the Best Wrestling Promo of the Year

Little known fact, but Derek Mason was the wide receivers coach at Ohio, so I’m already gonna credit about 95% of his swag to his time in Athens. Who cares about his time as an assistant coach in the NFL or 4 years on the Stanford sideline? This type of energy and passion is fueled by one thing, and that’s Black Widows at the Pigskin.

You can take the man out of Ohio, but you can’t take the Ohio out of the man.

Seriously though, I love when players get amped up in post game interviews after a big upset. So to see a head coach in the SEC cut a promo better than anything the WWE has written in 5 years after Vandy upset Missouri is welcomed by me.

Here’s to hoping Vanderbilt keeps pulling off upsets throughout the season so we can get more Derek Mason on our TVs.

Sonny Milano’s Highlight Reel Goal Just Made Me Shriek Like a Little Kid

Sweet mother of mercy. That was something. What is even better was seeing Tortorella’s reaction on the bench.

Anyone who has ever played a sport or holds junior high football records (like I do) knows this look from a coach. It’s the “if that didn’t work out, I would’ve chewed your ass” look. Thankfully for Sonny, everything worked out, otherwise he might not have seen the ice again until February.

While we’re here, I might as well post a Sonny Milano stick tricks video. The guy has sick mitts (eh?). I have a feeling we have a lot more of these crazy goals coming our way.

 

CBS Not Knowing Who Bengals Owner Mike Brown Is Might be the Most Perfect Thing Ever

Has there ever been a more perfect example of how terrible things are for the Bengals right now than this? I mean, I’m not saying every NFL fan should know what every NFL owner looks like, but I’m willing to bet I could go 90% in the NFL Owner Match Game for teams with a single, forward facing owner.

This just lets me know that nobody in that production truck was from Cincinnati, because well all know what that mother fucker looks like around here. He haunts our dreams and has crushed our souls since childhood.

The side by side comparison makes it even better. Continue reading