I know it’s always a little jarring when you learn an actor or rapper’s real name, but I can’t remember the last time one hit me as hard as this. How is Drake’s real name Aubrey? I know you can’t blame people for what their parents named them, but goddamn. Aubrey? That’s the furthest thing from a Canadian TV actor turned rapper’s name I’ve ever heard. Aubrey as a guy is hard to picture because all I can see is Aubrey Plaza.
Sure, Aubrey Huff had a decent career for the Giants, but I’ve never seen Drake hit a fastball. I’m guessing he can’t. Aubrey Huff could. Point Mr. Huff. Continue reading →
Throughout the 2019 season, the Cincinnati Reds will be wearing a series of throwback uniforms to commemorate their 150th Anniversary and being the birthplace of professional baseball. Each weekend during a home series, the Reds will wear the uniforms from a different era to put their rich baseball history on display. Along with the Reds’ celebration, I will be reviewing and providing thoughts on each uniform throughout the season.
Now we’re talkin’. We’re getting closer and closer to the promise land of Reds jerseys. Continue reading →
What an incredible game by Drake. You can say all you want about Pascal Siakam’s 32 points in his NBA Final debut (14 of them in the third quarter) or how the Warriors still don’t have Kevin Durant back from injury. None of that matters because we all know the truth. This Raptors team doesn’t win tonight, or even get to the finals for that matter, without Drake leading the way. Continue reading →
Lord have mercy. After pissing off the Pirates fans and broadcast team for taking too long to run the bases on Monday night, Derek Dietrich had the perfect way of showing them what he thought about their faux outrage and calls for him to be plunked in the game Tuesday night.
For those of you who are still trying to filter through all of your notifications from pissed off Pirates fans over last night’s back-to-back dong shots from Derek Dietrich and Yasiel Puig, you may have missed a tidbit of roster news in regards to Cody Reed.
Reed is going on the IL with a strained MCL in his left knee. Because he was injured as the 26th man, he goes on Louisville’s IL.
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say no, Rich Hill is not a fan of infield shifts. And it’s hard to blame him after the #TampaBayScrewjob Thursday night. I’m right there with ya, Rich. There’s two things I hate about the shift. Continue reading →
nypost.com – A bungling felon from Washington state made a series of blunders when he shot himself in the testicles and tried to hide the weapon — all while storing drugs in his anus, a report said Wednesday.
Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, was carrying a pistol in his front pocket while in his Cashmere, Wash., apartment on April 5 when the firearm accidentally discharged and pierced his groin and thigh, according to the Wenatchee World News.
Man, talk about having yourself a hell of a day. One second you’re stuffing a bag of meth up your ass instead of, you know, just not doing meth and the next thing you know you’re executing your junk while fumbling the gun around like Jeremy Hill in the playoffs. Continue reading →