Brandon Phillips Homers in His First Game With the Boston Red Sox

It’s time to put the Debbies in Boston on notice. Dat Dude has arrived.

Brandon Phillips has had a strange post-Cincinnati career. The surefire Reds Hall of Famer (talkin’ Cincy, not Cooperstown) was shipped out of town for pennies on the dollar after waiving his no-trade clause to play for his hometown team, the Atlanta Braves. Not only did the Reds send a 3x All-Star, 4x Gold Glove winning, Silver Slugger winning second baseman to Atlanta, THEY PAID THEM $13 million to take him off their hands. Continue reading

We Need More Putt Putt Trick Shots in Our Lives

I didn’t expect to wake up today and think I’d be asking for more putt putt trick shots, but here we are. Check out what some ninja golfer pulled off recently in what appears to be a badass putting green in his back yard.

I struggle to get through a round of golf without hurting myself so not only am I impressed that he made the putt, but I’m extra impressed that he’s still able to stand after pulling off a back flip. I’d be in a walking boot at the very minimum, likely a neck brace.

I always wonder how many attempts videos like these take. Continue reading

I’m Convinced The Undertaker Is Trying to Die in the Ring

Every year we hear that it’s the last of the Deadman. Every year the WWE needs filler or a big name to try to drum up more WWE Network subscriptions right before WrestleMania. This year the “Undertaker is back” story line got started a little early because of their show in Australia where he’ll take on Triple H FOR. THE. LAST. TIME. EVER! *wink*wink*  Continue reading

New Wine Gadget is Proof We’re Doomed as a Society

Of all the news that came out recently that made me question our future as a human race, this has to be the worst thing I’ve seen. Who drinks wine so slow that they need something like this? Not to mention, these mother fuckers are trying to take money out of the pockets of the people that make wine stoppers for wedding guest gifts.  Continue reading

Joey Votto Continues to Be the Gift We Don’t Deserve

Every day I wake up and think I can’t love Joey Votto more than the day before, then he goes and does something like this.

As the great Tom Green said in Stealing Harvard: I wanna be Kyle. I knew this guy at camp. He was maybe 13. He got two girls pregnant, man. Two girls pregnant. Yea, Kyle.  Continue reading

Antonio Gates Will Play Tight End in the NFL at the Age of 38

I don’t even know which angle to take on this one. My initial thought on this breaking news was the fact that I’m 6 years younger than Antonio Gates and can’t even comfortably get out of bed in the morning despite not being an NFL tight end. That’s both depressing and impressive. It’s impressive that I can get so sore by being a lethargic blogger and equally impressive that someone that old can still strap it up at such a physical position a weekly basis.   Continue reading

Aaron Boone Suspended One Game For Losing His Shit

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It’s hard to believe a manager leading the Evil Empire to a 86-50 would be feeling the heat, but that’s the world we’re living in. Thanks to the Red Sox and their impressive 94-43 record, putting them 7.5 games in front of the Bronx Bombers entering play Sunday, Aaron Boone has had every single move he makes critiqued. Sure, some of them have been head scratchers but its kinda what you expect out of a first year manager.  On Friday night, Aaron finally snapped and put on quite a show for people who love manager meltdowns.  Continue reading