My Local Taco Bell Could Stand to Learn a Thing or Two From This Place

 

Ever get tired of having to wait 10 minutes for your $15 worth of Taco Bell on a Tuesday night? Yeah, me too.

This McDonald’s in whatever city they’re in has their shit together. Not only do they get him his order in record time, they don’t even make him stop or tap the brakes. I’ll take a longer route home from work if I know I won’t have to stop or wait at any lights, so this is the perfect scenario for me. If McDonald’s can do it, why can’t Taco Bell? It’s not like McDonald’s has the Harvard (on the Hocking) of fast food training programs.

Maybe someday my local Taco Bell will be able accommodate my request, but until then, I’d settle for just shaving a few minutes off my wait time. I’ll give Taco Bell credit though, I’d like to think they’re smart enough to not throw the drinks into the car. Then again, probably not. I better buy some waterproof seat covers.

What Will Roger Goodell Buy With All of the Bengals-Steelers Fine Money?

 

Cincinnati.com – The Cincinnati Bengals and Pittsburgh Steelers racked up $63,816 in lost dollars on Friday due to an infraction by Bengals safety George Iloka and the one-game suspension of Steelers receiver JuJu Smith-Schuster.

In the grand scheme of things and with the way the game went and the sports world reacted, this doesn’t seem like much money. You’d think game checks would be getting yanked left and right with the narrative we’ve heard all week long. Was this an ugly game for all parties involved? Yeah. Was this a black eye on the league that is “trying” to clean the game up? Probably. Does Roger Goodell have a massive boner trying to decide what he’s gonna buy with this $64k? Absofuckinglutely he does.

Before you get all pissy – yes, I know he doesn’t actually get to pocket the money. Or does he? I’m too lazy to look it up right now, so lets assume he does. What kind of car should he buy? Maybe he could buy a few friends since he probably doesn’t have any? Does he have kids? That would require sex and King Goodell has about as much sex appeal as Darren Rovell after a night of trying $6 gourmet sandwiches at minor league ballparks just so he can get some cheap retweets. So maybe no kids. Again, I don’t feel like looking it up. So instead of researching anything about Roger Goodell’s life, I decided to come up with a list of a few suggestions for Ol’ Rog.  Continue reading

Jefe’s 25 Beers ‘til Christmas: Day 9

Welcome to the ninth day of Jefe’s 25 Beers ’til Christmas, where I try to help you find the perfect holiday beer to calm your nerves while dealing with the many pains of the most wonderful time of the year. I will be picking a new beer each day and rating it on a 1 to 5 scale leading up to Christmas. If you try any of the beers I write about please explain in the comments why I am wrong. If you also find a beer I don’t discuss please also share below because I am interested in trying all the holiday beers I can find. Continue reading

Reddit User Strikes Secret Santa Gold

Reddit has always confused and scared me. Some people might say I’m even intimidated by Reddit. Not everyone, but some people. Now it looks like there’s a whole other layer of Reddit for me to be scared of. Not only do these people form communities and seem to know each other just like a couple of Regular Joes standing around the water cooler talking about their dickhead boss named Peter, but now they are sending each other hundreds of dollars in gifts for Secret Santa.

Reddit user /u/pakmann struck gold this holiday season when he received an Xbox One S for Christmas from /u/Cheewa1980.  See, even the way you address/tag/whateverthefuckitscalled other users is weird. /u/? Whatever, I’ll play your stupid game.

Let’s all take a second and tip our caps to /u/Cheewa1980 before I get to the meat and potatoes about what’s bothering me. You did it bud, you got a great gift. I’m sure /u/pakmann is very thankful and you made his holiday season that much better. But…. Continue reading

Jefe’s 25 Beers ‘til Christmas: Day 8

Welcome to the eighth day of Jefe’s 25 Beers ’til Christmas, where I try to help you calm your nerves and forgot the pains of Christmas such as work and other year-end nonsense by helping you locate the best holiday brews. Today I #drinklocal and try a beer from the greatest city on earth, that’s right folks I’m talking about Cincinnati! This is one of my favorite local breweries and I will be rating today’s beer as usual on a 1 to 5 scale.

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Nati Boys #35: Karma

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The Nati Boys aren’t 100% sure that Antonio Brown knows how karma works. The Bengals/Steelers game got ugly, and we’re not on board with that kinda bullshit. Is Marvin gone after this season is over? It sure feels like it. There were some suspensions in the Bengals game, and Gronk ended up getting suspended too.  Eli is once again named starter of the Giants, and we give you our NFL picks for the upcoming games this weekend. Also, we can’t stop talking about Lavar Ball as he pulls his son out of college at UCLA. We also talk about the Crosstown Shootout, and the fallout from the Cronin/Macura dust-up. Our fantasy draft this week is of Bowl Games we wish existed, and we end the show with what we’re looking forward to this weekend.  Enjoy the show!

Intro music provided by: http://www.bensound.com

 

Jefe’s 25 Beers ‘til Christmas: Day 7

Welcome to the seventh day of Jefe’s 25 Beers ’til Christmas, where I try to help you track down the perfect holiday beer to get through the stress of the holiday season the way you were meant to; slightly buzzed. While I was searching for beer types to try, I happened to come across a case that includes five different types of Samuel Adams holiday beers. I have already reviewed for you their Chocolate Bock, and today I will be reviewing Old Fezziwig Ale and rating it on a 1 to 5 scale. So did it impress or disappoint?

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Jefe’s 25 Beers ‘til Christmas: Day 6

Welcome to the sixth day of Jefe’s 25 Beers ’til Christmas. We stay in Ohio for today’s beer; when I give you my rating on Ohio City Oatmeal Stout using a 1 to 5 scale. I have had several beer types from Great Lakes Brewing Company so I was very excited to try this beer. They also pissed off Lebron James when the tried to use his picture to sell one of their beer types. Making Lebron look like the bullying/ try hard he is; which makes me like them even more.

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Jefe’s 25 Beers ’til Christmas: Day 5

Welcome do the fifth day of Jefe’s 25 Beers ’til Christmas. Today I step back into my college days and try a bock style beer. I try a Chocolate Bock from a very well known brewery in Boston, and I will rate it on a 1 to 5 scale.

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Jefe’s 25 Days ‘til Christmas: Day 4

Welcome to the fourth day of Jefe’s 25 beers ’till Christmas; today I will be rating Accumulation (New Belgium Brewing) on a 1 to 5 scale.  This is the second holiday beer I am trying out of the state of Colorado; so this gives them a chance to totally redeem themselves.

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