The Pittsburgh Steelers Don’t Care About the Environment

The most recent fad sweeping the Millennial Nation is eliminating plastic from everyday use, especially single-use plastic. You know, the flimsy forks and knives you get from your favorite Chinese takeout place? A bunch of 20-somethings with sociology degrees are trying to take those away from us. I couldn’t give two shits about the straws, because we know where I stand on that topic.

Well, Millennial Nation has been doing all the leg work to save the world but they somehow forgot to tell Steeler Nation.  Continue reading