Breaking Down the O.J. Simpson Prison Release Photo

OJ prison release

NY Daily News – The Juice is out and doesn’t plan on going back.

O.J. Simpson left a Nevada prison a free man early Sunday, just minutes after he became eligible for release on parole.

Without fanfare, the 70-year-old signed his release papers and walked out to a waiting driver in a dark parking lot outside the Lovelock Correctional Center, around midnight local time, according to the state’s Department of Corrections officials.

Listen, we all knew O.J. was being released from prison soon, but did it sneak up on anyone else? Ironically, sneaking up on people in the middle of the night is O.J.’s M.O… and that’s exactly where I found myself this morning when this beautiful picture appeared all over the internet. I could sit here with my hot takes and jokes about “The Juice being loose”, which would just trigger my co-blogger DB. Instead, I’ve decided to break down this photo so it gets the credit it deserves.  Continue reading