Wake Up With Whitty – 10/14/2017

Good morning and welcome to another edition of Wake Up With Whitty.  It’s finally every Bengals fan’s favorite time of year: the week that the Bengals place Tyler Eifert on season ending injured reserve.  It only took a little over 4 weeks this year, almost a record time.  Fun fact, I bought an Eifert jersey prior to the 2014 season.  He didn’t even make it through the first game that year. Since I purchased the jersey he’ll have played in 24 out of a possible 64 games for the Bengals (including the remainder of the 2017 season).  Many people are saying he’s fallen victim to the infamous Whitty Jersey Curse.  Did I contribute to his inability to stay healthy by purchasing his jersey? (Maybe.). Is it just a coincidence? (Probably.)  Should I grow up and be an adult and stop wearing sports jerseys in general? (Never.)  There’s a pretty good chance that we’ve seen him play his last game as a Bengal.  As an Eifert fan, that’s tough to swallow, but it’s hard to justify keeping a guy around when he’s on the field for less than half of the team’s games.  So instead, fans have to come to terms and do the only thing that’s reasonable: focus on other peoples’ problems to distract us from our own.  Here’s Wake Up With Whitty. Continue reading

Nati Boys #27: Fat Guy Insoles and Fast Food Mascots

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The Nati Boys discuss the blockbuster trade between the Saints and Cardinals that sent Adrian Peterson out to Arizona (and by blockbuster trade we mean they traded for a guy who was last relevant when Blockbuster was still a thing).  The Miami Dolphins o-line coach goes viral for all of the wrong reasons and JJ Watt has been officially ruled out for the rest of the year.  Mike Ditka doesn’t care about you or your social justice issues and Roger Goodell is doing everything he can to control every aspect of what NFL players can and can’t do.  The guys make their week 6 NFL picks, and we preview the Las Vegas Golden Knights’ first ever home game.  Finally, in honor of Colonel Sanders’s upcoming appearance in the new WWE video game, we wrap up the show with a fantasy draft of our favorite food and restaurant mascots.

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Wake Up With Whitty – 9/23/2017

I just want to take a minute to wish my good friend Marvin Lewis a happy birthday. The Bengals head coach celebrated earlier this week by firing long-time assistant, and most recent Bengals’ offensive coordinator, Ken Zampese. He followed it up by letting the team know that Zampese didn’t get himself fired, the team did, and if they don’t turn things around soon then they may be next. While I admire the motivational tactic, I think Marvin may be the next one on the chopping block if the Bengals fortunes don’t change soon. It seems like at least one NFL expert agrees with me. A few more ugly losses and Marvin may not make it past the bye week. So, like I said, Happy Birthday Marvin! And now that we’ve gotten things off to such a positive note, welcome to another edition of Wake Up With Whitty…

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Jerry Jones Says “NO EXTENSION FOR YOU!”

Who didn’t expect this? Jerry Jones is not happy with Roger Goodell’s current handling of his star running back’s off the field troubles. At this point there’s not much he can do on the Zeke front as it plays out in court, but that doesn’t mean he won’t go down kicking and screaming.

You know what else is going on in the Commissioner’s office right now? A contract extension. Not so fast my friends.   Continue reading

Nati Boys #13: Fall is Here; Let’s Get Basic

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On today’s episode we break down the blockbuster Celtics/Cavaliers trade, and we have a few NFL topics, including counting Roger Goodell’s money for him.  We also give you our Mayweather/McGregor fight predictions.  We finish up by getting a little nerdy talking about the eclipse, get a little naughty talking about dick pics, and get a little basic with our fantasy draft of items that should be pumpkin spice flavored, but aren’t yet.

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