Bryce Harper crushed a home run last night and the internet is losing it’s collective mind. I’ve never been much of a fan of Statcast or Bryce Harper, but I’m a big fan of page views so I feel that it’s my duty to blog about it. Very noble of me, if we’re being honest.
First of all, I find Statcast to be a bunch of lying nerds that are just making up numbers to hang out with the cool kids who like sports. Ok Dilbert, thanks for the exit velocity on Scott Schebler’s third inning pop out to the center fielder. You made the game that much more enjoyable for me knowing that his lazy fly ball to Albert Almora Jr. clocked in at 94.6 MPH. Wow, you mean to tell me Billy Hamilton’s sprint to first base on a ground-out was 3.7 seconds? Coooooooooool. Maybe that stuff will start counting for “points” in the millennials’ new version of baseball, but until then: Continue reading →
Wow. If you told me the Reds would start the season by getting swept by the Nationals, I probably would’ve believed you. If you told me they’d follow up their 0-3 opening series with a sweep of the Chicago Cubs, I’d tell you to shut up and get the hell outta my parents basement because I’m not supposed to have friends over after 8pm. But that’s where we are #RedsCountry. The Reds have swept the Chicago Cubs. If you ask me, that should catapult the Reds into the conversation of who will come out as King of the Central Division. Have the Brewers or Cardinals swept the Cubs yet? Ha! I didn’t think so. What about the Pirates? The Pirates couldn’t sweep a junior college team. So the answer’s no. (I’m really gonna regret this when the Pirates sweep the Reds this weekend) Continue reading →
After being shut out by Max Scherzer on Opening Day*, the Reds rebounded in game two of their series against the Washington Nationals with 7 runs on 12 hits. That’s gotta be good enough to snag the victory and pull back to .500 to start the season, right? Ha. Unfortunately, the pitching didn’t hold up their end of the bargain, giving up 13 runs as the Nationals routed the Reds in a much sunnier Saturday afternoon tilt. I’m not an excuses guy, but the pitching staff wasn’t necessarily set up for success. The Reds are dealing with key injuries to the starting rotation and bullpen to start the season and played a pitcher short with the signing of Yovani Gallardo who wasn’t available for action Saturday.
I’m not hitting the panic button yet, but one alarming stat is how many times Reds batters have struck out in the first two games. For not having Adam Dunn on the team anymore, 25 strikeouts are an awful lot through the first two games of the season. Sure, they went up against 3-time Cy Young Award winner Max Scherzer yesterday, and then the not-so-young phenom Stephen Strasburg today. That’s not really an excuse though when you consider how potent this Reds offense was just one season ago. I could live with getting shut out by Scherzer and the back end of the Nationals bullpen, but Saturday’s loss was a lot harder to swallow considering they finally got some production out of the lineup.
Jesse Winker has proven that an unusually long neck equals a solid on base percentage, which is something we’re not used to out of our leadoff spot. Crazy, I know. Scooter Gennett is out to prove that last season wasn’t a fluke and he can be the answer at second base for years to come in Cincinnati. He hasn’t hit four homeruns in a game yet, but I’ll give him until at least mid-April before I start getting upset about that. I’ve reached out for comment regarding his stance on “Debbies” and if they’re “on-deck”, but he has yet to respond.
All in all, yes, it’s been a rough first two games to start the season. Some might say it’s because the Reds have been run up against the buzz saw that is the Washington Nationals, and they’re probably somewhat right. But that doesn’t excuse some of the terrible at bats we’ve seen that have contributed to the 25 strikeouts. They don’t get much of a chance to relax after Washington leaves The Queen City when the Chicago Cubs come to town for a two-game series. In typical Reds fashion, I anticipate they’ll win tomorrow’s series finale to salvage the series while nobody is watching because they’re stuffing their faces with Easter ham and searching for plastic eggs in their grandma’s back yard.
But hey, at least we get to play Pittsburgh later this week…
Bryce Harper is many things. Great ballplayer, fan favorite, spoiled brat with a bad attitude. Saturday night proved there’s at least one thing he isn’t, and that’s double jointed.
It’s pretty much Baseball 101 that you should step on the front end of the bag at first base. Too much can go wrong when you step on top of the bag, near the back, or side. I guess maybe Bryce missed that part of base running class while he was busy making sure his weird hair cut looked fluffy enough when he takes his helmet off.
The Washington Nationals are still awaiting the results of an MRI to determine the damage done to his knee by the poor base running and inability to look cool while falling down. Bryce is just lucky this happened when he still has a two seasons left to recover before his Unrestricted Free Agency off-season. I would’ve hated for him to have to settle for $350 million rather than the $425 million he’s probably going to ask for.